Was that supposed to be funny?

Because jokes.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

 I’m still working on it.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta.

Did you here about the explosion at a cheese factory?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? 

It was two tired.

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.

Why was the farmer honoured?

She was out standing in her field.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 

Ten tickles.

Don't trust atoms. 

They make up everything!

Want to hear a joke about paper? 

Nevermind it’s tearable.